thelittleblackfox:

i-am-loki-locked:

dajo42:

proposed new holiday: valoween. combination valentines and halloween. take a monster on a date

Guillermo Del Toro we know that’s you

Wait, let him speak

thatmightyheart:

i know it’s not canon but .. he wore this look so well ;u;

ladiemars:

first date idea: we look for for a small cursed boy in the forest and walk close together in the light of a magical lantern lest our bodies and souls be twisted beyond recognition by the darkness. do you accept yes or no

flavoredmagpie:

✨Getting Out of Trouble✨

snowberry-pie:

hughmunculus:

“I’m going to play Dark Urge, I’m going to play a Drow, I’m going to play a Half Elf Cleric of Selune-” No. I grow tired of filling Faerun with hotties and encouraging my party’s fatherless behavior.

To remedy this I have made Your Dad, the ultimate 1:1 replica of the average New Jersey father to save the realm and put a stop to my party’s sad, horny business.

And before you can even ask “oh what is the Guardian Your Mom or something” of fucking course she is you fool

@stendarrs

kaminorain:

sinksanksockie2:

secondlina:

tattooedzombigirl:

theman:

beardedmrbean:

I GOT A FUCKING RAISE THE POTATO WORKED WTF

This potato works. Every. Fucking. Time.

Reblogging because it’s a damn potato and I want to encourage people to assume potatoes are magical.

w-what if potato is actually lucky

we goin’ for it 💪

socialmaya:

whitepeopletwitter:

weaselle:

weaselle:

st5lker:

mannnnnn and we had yesterday just yesterday

basicallymsfrizzle:

anathemaegg:

cargopantsman:

silverjirachi:

thegrimmlovely:

zeldary:

leolikesactivism:

an-actual-lion:

kokichi-o:

glitchware:

glitchware:

YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

for context:

“Beep Beep Bitch, You’re Gay!”

Updated the lesbian flag and added nonbinary, pan, ace, and aro for all your tacky LBGTQ+ barcode needs.

Hope yall  like my abomination

That last one is fucking moving istg

at last. the gaydar

The only pride flag I care about anymore